Jaggerism 144

Mom slept in one Sunday morning and woke to find three objects on the kitchen counter:

• A bowl of cereal, without milk
• A bowl of instant oatmeal, without milk
• A mug of protein shake powder, without milk

Mom: "Jagger, why did you make all of these things and not eat them?"

Jagger:  "I made the cereal and then realized we were out of milk.  I made the oatmeal and then realized we were out of milk.  I started making the shake and realized we were out of milk.  So I lined them all up on the counter until we buy an organic cow to keep in my bedroom."