Jaggerism 83

Jagger: "If there was a fire in the house while I was in the shower, I wouldn't make it."

Mom: "That's very sad! Why would you say that?"

Jagger: "You CAN'T open your eyes when you have shampoo in your hair! It burns like fire! So see, you'd have two fire issues. And that's just too much to deal with at once."

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