Jagger forgot his homework at school. AGAIN.
Mom: "This is a big problem. What do you plan to do about it?"
Jagger: "I'm going to buy a black Sharpie."
Mom: "How will that help the fact that your homework is at school?"
Jagger: "Do I have to explain EVERYTHING? I'll write DON'T FORGET YOUR HOMEWORK on my forehead with the Sharpie..... but then I wouldn't be able to see it on my forehead, so I'll write a note on my hand that says GO TO THE BATHROOM AND LOOK AT YOUR FOREHEAD IN THE MIRROR. See? Simple. Now I just have to learn how to write backwards so I can read it in the mirror."