Other person: "What's your name?"
Other person: "Jag-gah?"
Jagger: "No, Jagger."
Other person: "Oh, Jag-gah."
Jagger: "No, Jag-GERRRRR! You people just don't know how to say the letter R, do you?"
(Note to self: don't give your child a name that ends in the letter "r" if you're planning to live in the Boston area...)